Blackberry 8800 Has GPS

This better come out for T-Mobile or I'm killing everyone at RIM.

Best Video Game Setup Ever

Now while this person might have the nicest gaming setup I've seen.

In retrospect I doubt they have anything that resembles a sex life.

BWAHAHAHAHA.

Western Digital 500GB External HD $100

Click here to see the offer.

Disclaimer: It's actually $139 but there's a $40 rebate.

First Glimpse of Joker

This is our first glimpse of Joker from the new Batman movie "The Dark Knight". Joker is being played by Heath Ledger. Looks good but hopefully he can play a psychotic clown in a still believable manner.

The Marine Corps Silent Drill Team - IMPRESSIVE!

Straight skills.

BMW X5 Gutted During A Highspeed Collision

Avoid high speed collisions with double the amount of caution if you drive a BMW. Your car might end up spilling its intestines like a gutted animal. Notice in the above picture the lack of fire or damage from fire. This means you more than likely can enjoy slowly bleeding to death with a steering column pierced through your torso without having to worry about whether you'll need a closed casket funeral.

I rate this accident as: Crashtastic

_{Disclaimer: It would've been rated Deathtacular but the lack of fatalities made that impossible.}

Debate: MMA Vs Boxing - Who Wins?

Score:
Joe Rogan - 1
Lou Dibella - 0

Congratulations to Quinton "Rampage" Jackson!

Victory!

There's a new sherrif in town as far as UFC goes. It only took Mr. Rampage 1:53 seconds to disassemble Chuck Lidell with a right hand that send him falling to the canvas. The kid in the video below this text is furious at the result because according to him Quinton Jackson is a "disgrace", "ghetto", "arrogant" and "undeserving" of the title. Kid sounds borderline racist. Watch to laugh at his anger. Make sure those of you with YouTube accounts flame him and let him now how worthless he is. LOL.

P.S. For even more laughter - count how many times the kid says fuck. It's amazing.

Remy Martin - EXPOSED!

Listen to this voicemail Remy Martin left one of her boy toys. Maybe he got fed up with her shit apparently as he's decided to put her out on front street. She sounds as dirty as she looks though.

"Come play with my asshole" - Remy Martin

LMFAO. WTF.

Real Ghost Sighting in Mexico

Looks like something out of the movie Signs but apparently its the real thing. Going based on the kids reaction alone it seems legit. Who knows. Creepy regardless.

Largest Pimple EVER

I'm pretty sure that can no longer be classified as a pimple. More like pus filled tumor. I think this kid risks dying if he decides to pop that thing.

No Words For This...

This is me being speechless...

Daytime UFO Sighting in Argentina

This photograph was taken May 2nd at approximately 5PM in Buenos Aires, Argentina.

Here is the image:



Here is the image when zoomed in:



Doesn't look like it's been altered or photoshopped.

Akward looking craft whether it be from here or extraterrestrial.

"Brooklyn" - Fabolous feat. Jay-Z & Uncle Murda

Click here for the track.

Pretty hot track. Can't market it to anyone who isn't from Brooklyn though. Mixtape track at best.

Find Your Lowest Local Gas Prices

Click here to find the cheapest gas in your zipcode. They should make a site where I can find the cheapest prostitutes in my local area also. Wait - did I say that outloud?

The Anatomy of a One Punch Knock Out

This happens to 99.99% of the people who step to me. That other .01% usually dies upon realizing they've angered me. HULK SMASH!

Pirates of the Carribean: At Worlds End - DOWNLOAD

Oh snap look what I found!



First Half: click here (698.2mb)
Second Half: click here (698.7mb)

Just about perfect quality my friends. Enjoy!

Michael Emerson Interview On Best Week Ever

Very funny clip for anyone who watches Lost. That aside - no Lost for nine months? What the fuck does ABC want me to do on Wednesday nights now? Have friends and be social? That's so overrated...

Worlds Thinnest Laptop

It's only .7 inches thick and only 2.25 pounds. Click the picture for more.

Potheads CAN Function!

Here's some excerpts from an article found on www.norml.org -

"Experienced marijuana users perform tasks as accurately after having smoked cannabis as they do sober, according to clinical trial data published in The Journal of Clinical and Experimental Neuropsychology."

Also...

"Though cannabis intoxication increased the time required for subjects to complete their tasks, volunteers’ accuracy was not adversely impacted by pot."

Next time I need to diffuse a nuclear bomb to save the world I can do it high.

Good to know.

Mom...

Simpsons who?